How to ensure you permanently stay in Opposition:

1. Vote for party leader.
2. Endorse party leader for about a week.
3. Set about undermining party leader.
4. Throw Fat Kim in the works.
5. Bicker amongst yourselves while the rest of the country looks on and rolls their eyes.
6. Bring party to brink of collapse, hold ballot for new leader.
7. Lather, rinse, repeat.